What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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