halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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