So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I think your dad took our porno
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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