my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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