i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Randomize
