so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
try to milk me bitch
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