i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
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