She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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