i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I'm both gender and math confused
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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