Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I had to cum in my sink.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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