i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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