By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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