fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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