yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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