i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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