plz talk dirty to me
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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