He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
