But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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