I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I am one with the molecules
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Randomize
