Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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