Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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