My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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