So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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