So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
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