That's intense
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
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