I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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