Soap is not a condiment
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
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