for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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