i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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