I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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