You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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