dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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