Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
I know her cup size but not her name....
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