so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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