I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
me + whiskey = a bad person
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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