I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
So much rum. So many feels.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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