my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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