You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Everything about him screamed your future.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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