I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Watching her eat just hurts me
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
there is glitter all over my balls
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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