This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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