shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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