how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
He felt like a one man threesome
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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