Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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