If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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