Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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