Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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