2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
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