what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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