HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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