He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I party with great urgency now.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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